This translation was found on the back of a pirate copy of 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets' DVD

Harry potter is an orphan, he from small havebeen  living delice
aunt's house dark Stairs, his living world  is simply to is 
lawless, desolate and miserable. However  In the 11 years 
old birthdat that day harry potter knew  the own live 
experiene, originally harry of The parents is  the sorcery 
teacher of two dociles, in the contesting of  bad person the 
inside was killed by the other party. For  arrive ated a 
specialized professor's sorcery of England   after the 
ambition, harry potter of the parentsing with The  
witchcraft's huowage lodge at the college. here, the 
harry  feels a have never Fine but miraculous world that 
saw,   andbecome friends with two faithful of bestman of 
small  withhamien ......  

Eh?

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